Zagdonfud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthoughtful swallow.

Zagdonfud created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdonfud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zagdonfud, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zagdonfud's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Zagdonfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Never jump in holy places.