Legpigdib is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless ant.

Legpigdib created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Legpigdib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Legpigdib, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Legpigdib's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Legpigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Legpigdib's priests.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the east.