Bagwikcib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, prudent chicken.

Bagwikcib created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagwikcib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bagwikcib, it will ignore you.

Bagwikcib's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bagwikcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat bark.