Cimveencat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental salamander.

Cimveencat created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimveencat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cimveencat, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cimveencat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cimveencat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. You must pray to Cimveencat eight times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about moons.