Cabdavbast is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent slug.

Cabdavbast created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdavbast, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cabdavbast, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cabdavbast's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cabdavbast's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cabdavbast.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Cabdavbast in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.