Teenhakshav is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing hamster.

Teenhakshav created water two years ago.

If you believe in Teenhakshav, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Teenhakshav, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Teenhakshav's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Teenhakshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Always obey Teenhakshav's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.