Yimstragbess is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, generous fairy.

Yimstragbess created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimstragbess, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimstragbess, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yimstragbess' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yimstragbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing yellow shorts and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.