Stiplitfar is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing
raven.
Stiplitfar created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiplitfar, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Stiplitfar, she will curse you with boils.
Stiplitfar's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Stiplitfar's Holy Commandments1. Never eat turnips.
2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
3. Do not speak about cherries.
4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.
5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.