Stiplitfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing raven.

Stiplitfar created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiplitfar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stiplitfar, she will curse you with boils.

Stiplitfar's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Stiplitfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.