Dobvegbut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless hummingbird.

Dobvegbut created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Dobvegbut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dobvegbut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dobvegbut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dobvegbut's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.