Dobvegbut is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless
hummingbird.
Dobvegbut created the cosmos four million years ago.
If you believe in
Dobvegbut, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Dobvegbut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Dobvegbut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Dobvegbut's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.