Kiksitdid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable weasel.

Kiksitdid created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Kiksitdid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kiksitdid, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kiksitdid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kiksitdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of pigs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.
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