Vogtipgab is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking
finch.
Vogtipgab created bats five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vogtipgab, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Vogtipgab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Vogtipgab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Vogtipgab's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. You must never eat spinach.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not speak about melons.