Vogtipgab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking finch.

Vogtipgab created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogtipgab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vogtipgab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vogtipgab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vogtipgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not speak about melons.