Titgonbif is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tranquil centaur.

Titgonbif created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titgonbif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Titgonbif, it will destroy your home planet.

Titgonbif's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Titgonbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Titgonbif in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help otters.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide from orange squirrels for they are unholy.
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