Ragpodbuswad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking swan.

Ragpodbuswad created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragpodbuswad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragpodbuswad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ragpodbuswad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ragpodbuswad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Ragpodbuswad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about optics near doves while wearing red skirts and balancing eight copper spheres on your back.