Dutniblam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil alligator.

Dutniblam created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutniblam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dutniblam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dutniblam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dutniblam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.