Sawshavgem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest toad.

Sawshavgem created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawshavgem, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sawshavgem, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sawshavgem's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sawshavgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to grasshopers while wearing cyan corsets.