Govhablimyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair owl.

Govhablimyarl created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govhablimyarl, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Govhablimyarl, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Govhablimyarl's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Govhablimyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to gulls while wearing violet shorts.