Riggetyam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, capable salamander.

Riggetyam created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Riggetyam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Riggetyam, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Riggetyam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Riggetyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near eagles while wearing yellow skirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your back.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Never paint your feet violet.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.