Flamgebmil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast zebra.

Flamgebmil created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamgebmil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flamgebmil, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flamgebmil's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flamgebmil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help sick mites.