Hitflowdit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless swallow.

Hitflowdit created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Hitflowdit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hitflowdit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hitflowdit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hitflowdit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hitflowdit loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.