Mitpitlid Kikdotsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, omniscient warg.

Mitpitlid Kikdotsaf created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitpitlid Kikdotsaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mitpitlid Kikdotsaf, it will turn you into a worm.

Mitpitlid Kikdotsaf's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Mitpitlid Kikdotsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must pray to Mitpitlid Kikdotsaf nine times a day.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near pigs while wearing turquoise rings and balancing eight copper spheres on your back.