Jigbomfly is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring pig.

Jigbomfly created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jigbomfly, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jigbomfly, she will laugh at you.

Jigbomfly's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jigbomfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing purple rings.

5. Never think about moons.