Nadstanfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty spider.

Nadstanfeb created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadstanfeb, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nadstanfeb, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nadstanfeb's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nadstanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never feed aubergines to birds while wearing gray hats.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.