Nigbogflig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient deer.

Nigbogflig created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbogflig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nigbogflig, it will manifest in front of you.

Nigbogflig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nigbogflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.