Koplapcut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish jellyfish.

Koplapcut created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Koplapcut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Koplapcut, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Koplapcut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Koplapcut's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Koplapcut five times a day.

2. You must love Koplapcut.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look after injured whales.