Afhakcubarmfadquafsug is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, contented chinchilla.

Afhakcubarmfadquafsug created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Afhakcubarmfadquafsug, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Afhakcubarmfadquafsug, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Afhakcubarmfadquafsug's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Afhakcubarmfadquafsug's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Afhakcubarmfadquafsug three times a day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must love Afhakcubarmfadquafsug.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.