Rakbutditstig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome dragonfly.

Rakbutditstig created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rakbutditstig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rakbutditstig, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rakbutditstig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rakbutditstig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed bananas to mice while wearing gray hats.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.