Rakrullhud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous snake.

Rakrullhud created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakrullhud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakrullhud, she will torture you forever.

Rakrullhud's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rakrullhud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Rakrullhud on top of important buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.