Nakkopdin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent elephant.

Nakkopdin created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakkopdin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nakkopdin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nakkopdin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nakkopdin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not keep seven ants in a large pit.