Nigjarnwab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring raccoon.

Nigjarnwab created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigjarnwab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nigjarnwab, she will destroy your home planet.

Nigjarnwab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nigjarnwab's Holy Commandments

1. Nigjarnwab loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Nigjarnwab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect your elders.