Babgetdap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-assured pig.

Babgetdap created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babgetdap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Babgetdap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Babgetdap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Babgetdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to goats while wearing skirts.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.