Cemflygut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, caring toad.

Cemflygut created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemflygut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cemflygut, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cemflygut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cemflygut's Holy Commandments

1. Cemflygut loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Put Cemflygut first in all things.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Fast once a month.