Xuccebsig Beptimlab Dodpakgomlenartrutcimmif is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humane cow.

Xuccebsig Beptimlab Dodpakgomlenartrutcimmif created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuccebsig Beptimlab Dodpakgomlenartrutcimmif, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xuccebsig Beptimlab Dodpakgomlenartrutcimmif, she will turn you into a goat.

Xuccebsig Beptimlab Dodpakgomlenartrutcimmif's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Xuccebsig Beptimlab Dodpakgomlenartrutcimmif's Holy Commandments

1. Xuccebsig Beptimlab Dodpakgomlenartrutcimmif loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.