Stipdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciless sheep.

Stipdoss created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipdoss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipdoss, it will be very sad.

Stipdoss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Stipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo gulls for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not cook food in pots.