Honfonsit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful ferret.

Honfonsit created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Honfonsit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Honfonsit, he will cry a lot.

Honfonsit's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Honfonsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Honfonsit on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Respect your elders.