Cendav is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited shrew.

Cendav created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Cendav, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cendav, she will laugh at you.

Cendav's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cendav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing indigo scarves and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing fawn kilts.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.