Paskartetti is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing tortoise.

Paskartetti created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Paskartetti, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Paskartetti, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Paskartetti's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Paskartetti's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.