Sakyarldim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful dolphin.

Sakyarldim created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Sakyarldim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sakyarldim, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Sakyarldim's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sakyarldim's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.