Legbimmon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, proud squirrel.

Legbimmon created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbimmon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Legbimmon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Legbimmon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Legbimmon's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not stand on grass.