Veennilontquill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing swan.

Veennilontquill created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Veennilontquill, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Veennilontquill, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Veennilontquill's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Veennilontquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.