Nelbudtip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent walrus.

Nelbudtip created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nelbudtip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelbudtip, it will be very unhappy.

Nelbudtip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nelbudtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Nelbudtip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.