Laghudbap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, wise seal.

Laghudbap created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Laghudbap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Laghudbap, it will ignore you.

Laghudbap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Laghudbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing jumpers.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Put Laghudbap first in all things.