Bitpaddudcunqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented hyena.

Bitpaddudcunqueeg created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitpaddudcunqueeg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitpaddudcunqueeg, he will turn you into a frog.

Bitpaddudcunqueeg's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bitpaddudcunqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.