Benbenkop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing zebra.

Benbenkop created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benbenkop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Benbenkop, she will turn you into a sheep.

Benbenkop's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Benbenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to doves while wearing brown boots.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.