Milnurtdav is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, duplicitous dove.

Milnurtdav created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milnurtdav, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Milnurtdav, she will destroy your favourite star.

Milnurtdav's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Milnurtdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.

5. Do not stand on grass.