Vedmipbom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient dryad.

Vedmipbom created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Vedmipbom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vedmipbom, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vedmipbom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Vedmipbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never feed lots of bread to voles while wearing cyan skirts.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat onions.