Bossrulfed is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust rhinoceros.

Bossrulfed created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Bossrulfed, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bossrulfed, she will manifest in front of you.

Bossrulfed's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bossrulfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

5. Run away from magenta rats, for they are unholy.