Budnilfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving lion.

Budnilfab created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Budnilfab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Budnilfab, she will turn you into a dog.

Budnilfab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Budnilfab's Holy Commandments

1. Budnilfab loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never sit in the presence of cats.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing red jumpers.