Tadsasdun is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, selfish
rhinoceros.
Tadsasdun created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Tadsasdun, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Tadsasdun, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Tadsasdun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Tadsasdun's Holy Commandments1. Never think about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing cyan corsets and balancing eight zinc spheres on your neck.
2. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the east.
3. Never mention pigs.
4. Never wear scarves.
5. Never talk about solid mechanics.