Bomquagkambass is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, egotistical wolf.

Bomquagkambass created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomquagkambass, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bomquagkambass, she will turn you into a mole.

Bomquagkambass' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bomquagkambass' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never feed corn to manatees while wearing ear rings.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Bomquagkambass loves whales, so they must be respected.