Bomquagkambass is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, egotistical
wolf.
Bomquagkambass created energy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bomquagkambass, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Bomquagkambass, she will turn you into a mole.
Bomquagkambass' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Bomquagkambass' Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Never feed corn to manatees while wearing ear rings.
3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.
4. Never think about stars.
5. Bomquagkambass loves whales, so they must be respected.