Xinsawrut is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humorless pigeon.

Xinsawrut created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinsawrut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xinsawrut, he will destroy your home planet.

Xinsawrut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Xinsawrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Xinsawrut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Xinsawrut must be the most important thing in your life.